Man Attempts Bank Robbery Armed With a Patriots Hat and Scissors

By John Falkenberg

MEBANE, NC — Millions upon millions of Americans have very strong opinions about who should win the upcoming Super Bowl and the two conference championships that precede it.

Many celebrated wins with drinks among friends and the collection of wagers, but for one Mebane man, the New England Patriots victory could only be celebrated one way:

He had to rob a bank. Not only did he just have to get his bank robbery on, but there was just one problem:

He only had a pair of scissors.

As WTVD reports:

A man wielding a pair of household scissors robbed an Alamance County credit union on Tuesday. Mebane Police responded to the robbery call just before 12:30 p.m. at the State Employees Credit Union at 1900 S NC Highway 119.

Witnesses told police a man wearing a New England Patriots toboggan hat approached a teller with the scissors and demanded money. The teller complied and the suspect left with an undisclosed amount of cash and ran through the parking lot toward the La Cocina Mexican Restaurant.

The suspect was described as a mid- to late-40s, approximately 6 feet tall and weighing between 230 and 240 pounds. Besides the Patriots winter hat, he wore a …Read the Rest

Source:: Concealed Nation