Man Allegedly Drops Drugs Out His Rear After Shooting His…Front

By Tom Knighton

AP Photo/Jim Mone, File

If America’s Funniest Home Videos has taught us nothing else, it’s that when someone gets hurt in the junk, it’s funny. At least, it’s funny when it happens to someone else.

However, it can be downright hysterical when it happens to an alleged criminal. That’s what reportedly happened to a Washington state man. But the humor in the situation doesn’t stop there. Oh no, it gets better.

A bungling felon from Washington state made a series of blunders when he shot himself in the testicles and tried to hide the weapon — all while storing drugs in his anus, a report said Wednesday.

Cameron Jeffrey Wilson, 27, was carrying a pistol in his front pocket while in his Cashmere, Wash., apartment on April 5 when the firearm accidentally discharged and pierced his groin and thigh, according to the Wenatchee World News.

Wilson, who is a 13-time convicted felon, told his girlfriend to dispose of the weapon before heading to the hospital, the paper said.

Not a good start for our intrepid individual. Oh no. You see, there’s a reason the report states where drugs were stored.

If you guessed that the hiding place wasn’t …Read the Rest

Source:: Bearing Arms