Blithering Idiot Shoots Fleeing Thief, Says New Laws Gave Him The Right

By Bob Owens

The paste-eating idiot above is named Karl Henson.

Karl tried to sell Sumdood a cell phone. Sumdood decided to opt for the fleet-feet discount instead of providing Karl currency. Karl did not care for this course of action, so he pulled out his handgun and fired at the thief.

And fired.

And fired.

And fired.

And fired.

And fired.

And fired.

According to new court documents, a new Missouri gun law could be the reason Karl Henson shot a man attempting to rob him Monday night.

The incident happened on Riva Ridge Court in northeast Columbia. Henson called in a robbery at about 5 p.m. and stated he had shot at the alleged would-be thief six or seven times.

Police said the man and Henson had met up on Riva Ridge to discuss whether or not the man wanted to buy Henson’s cellphone.

Henson said the man was looking at the phone and then suddenly took off with it and started running toward the duplexes on the cul-de-sac.

That’s when Henson said he shot at him and saw the would-be buyer fall to the ground “hard”. He then got back up and continued running.

Henson said he thought he might have hit him and police used a K9 track. Police said the …Read the Rest

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