“Time To Make The Donuts” — Early Morning Donut Shop Employee Shoots And Kills An Armed Robber

By James England

LANCASTER, PENNSYLVANIA — An armed robber lay dead after a 3 a.m. shootout involving an early morning employee and two robbers who smashed open the front window. Deputies confirm the robbers smashed the glass on the front window with intention of gaining access to the doughnut shop and robbing it.

Lancaster County Sheriff’s Office responded in record-breaking time when they got reports of a shoot-out at the local doughnut shop. They arrived on the scene to find one of the robbers mortally wounded. Lancaster Daily News confirmed the robber died at the scene but will not release his name until his next-of-kin is notified.

The employee is apparently doing fine despite some unfortunate chocolate frosting on his work clothes. The robber who escaped is likely still running, considering if he’s caught, he’ll be charged with his buddy’s death. I’d advise police to follow the trail of powdered sugar and raspberry jelly filling.

All yolks aside, this employee came to work prepared. Who the heck would ever guess armed robbers would decide a doughnut shop is a good place to burglarize at three in the morning? My guess is they never worked in an actual doughnut shop or bakery. Otherwise, they’d know …Read the Rest

Source:: Concealed Nation