Contest Entry: What Vehicle Does Your Gun Resemble?
By Adam S.
Whether it’s regarding licensing and testing requirements or drawing parallels between post-shooting gun control propositions and the idea of banning cars to fight drunk drivers, comparisons between guns and vehicles – usually cars – are a common fixture in the Great Internet Gun Debate. “Well,” I thought, “let’s ride that analogy train all the way to the end of the line.” So with that . . .
GLOCK (Any) & Honda Civic
Functional. Sensible, affordable utility infielder. Collectibility potential: virtually nil.
GLOCK Racegun & Honda Civic With Spoiler
You can stick as much stuff on it as you want. It’s still what it is.
NAA Guardian & Smart Car
Dimensions pushing lower limit of usability range. Not particularly fun. May make you a target of ridicule amongst your peers. Useful if you live in a big city.
S&W 5906 & Ford Crown Victoria
Clunky and oversized, but generally reliable. Available stock exists almost exclusively as decommissioned police inventory.
S&W Model 17 & Woodie Wagon
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