Turkey Hunting is Stupid – The full Story

By gunwriter PART I Turkey hunting is stupid. I know, some of you have already picked up rocks to throw my way; you may have even loaded your Mossberg 500 with three-inch magnums and jumped in your truck to drive to West Virginia. But wait; let me explain. You get up before the crow has taken his morning leak. Then, you drive for miles out into the country. Just as the sun is starting to pink-up the morning sky, you get out a long tube and blow into it trying to sound like an owl. What you really sound like is a cow with digestion problems. Then, nothing happens. You walk about a mile, blow into your fake owl / cow call again and then you hear a turkey gobble back where you parked the truck. The sun is almost up so you run. Yes, you run like your headed to home plate – like Forest Gump, back to almost where your truck is parked. Then you throw out some plastic birds that look like depressed, meth – head turkeys. Next, you put your back against a tree and pull a mask down over your face because you think that the turkey …Read the Rest

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