Thug Tries to Hide Crime From Mom To Get EMS Help… Hilarious 911 Call Ensues

By John Falkenberg

FAYETEVILLE, NC — Two masked robbers got their tail ends handed to them in Fayetteville, North Carolina late last month when they attempted to rob a gas station and the clerk inside turned out to have his own firearm.

One of the robbers was hit, and the two ran for it.

Hilarity then ensued in the form of a 911 call in which the gunshot wound recipient claimed that he remembered literally nothing… so his mom called emergency services for him.

As The Fayetteville Observer reports:

A recording of the 911 call, made by (David) Perry’s (the wounded robber’s) mother, was released Thursday afternoon by the Fayetteville Police Department. In the call, the woman talks in a frantic voice, trying to talk to Perry and listen to the disptacher.

“My son’s been shot,” his mother says. “He was shot in the back. All I know is he was with his friend.”

She repeatedly asks Perry who shot him and he says he doesn’t know and doesn’t remember anything.

“He’s been shot twice,” she tells the 911 dispatcher.

In the background, Perry is heard yelling, “Hurry up, please.”

Several seconds later, Perry’s mother says, “I don’t know who shot my son. He has no idea, he …Read the Rest

Source:: Concealed Nation