NERF Nerd Reveals Star Wars Blasters

By Robert Farago

Everyone knows Storm Troopers can’t hit squat. Now, if they do get their sights lined up, they won’t elicit so much as an ouch from their targets. Equally, I’m sure a Jedi knight could stop a NERF dart mid-flight. What’s more, the Storm Trooper rifle – complete with NERF Rampage internals (the elite version of the old school NERF Raider) – positions the mag horizontally. Like horizontal stripes on clothing, even when worn by a Hungarian supermodel, that’s a really bad idea. As for NRFB Star Wars-themed darts, huh? I do, however, love the . . .

NERF dart-shooting Millenium Falcon toy. Sure, it’s a bit unwieldy. But I would have spent countless hours playing with it, setting up targets for strafing runs and scarpering with those HYPERDRIVE sound effects. You know; if I was a couple of years younger.

Anyway, in case you were wondering if America’s gun culture had been PC’ed to death, no. No it hasn’t. In fact, I wonder how long it will be before someone mods one of these guns to shoot bullets paintballs. How long? Not long.

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