Hit a Different ‘Target’ This Black Friday

By Jenn Jacques

I don’t like crowds. Well it’s not so much the crowds as it is the people in them. Selfish, greedy imbeciles with a mob mentality and narcissistic dispositions, ready to attack anyone who gets in their way.

No, I’m not talking about the Black Lives Matter movement or entitled college students across the country, I’m talking about the crazy people who leave their nice warm homes at midnight to shop on Black Friday! (Can we still say Black Friday yet, er no?)

Anyway, for the record; I apologize if I offend anyone with this post. I have been to exactly one Black Friday sale, years ago for an unreal sale on a top-of-the-line Singer sewing machine. It was 4am and some insane woman (in her pajamas) would not stop screaming at me at the top of her lungs in Sears that the box I picked up was hers and that she would ‘take me down’. Side note: there were about 100 identical boxes right next to us. Crazy pajama ladies aside, we hear stories every year about people being punched, screamed at, fought, threatened, and trampled on Black Friday. Don’t people get enough of that visiting relatives on Thanksgiving?

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