HE DID WHAT? Florida Man Kills Neighbor In Alleged Self-Defense, Drives Body To Lawyer.

By Bob Owens

Oh Florida Man, why must you keep me so busy?

A southwest Florida man put his dead neighbor in the bed of his pickup truck and drove to his lawyer’s office claiming he’d killed the man in self-defense.

Attorney Robert Harris told the News-Press of Fort Myers that 52-year-old John Marshall showed up around 4 p.m. Wednesday, saying he didn’t know who else to trust.

Attorneys called 911 and Marshall spent hours at Harris’ office before finally leaving for the hospital around 10:30 p.m. He had a swollen lip, missing tooth and what …read more

Via:: Bearing Arms