A Kenyan American, a Cuban American & a Canadian American Walk Into a Bar

By Ammoland

Arizona – -(Ammoland.com)- A Kenyan American, a Cuban American and a Canadian American all tried out for the presidency of the United States.

The Kenyan American said, “I’m eligible because the Founding Fathers believed a person with an African dad would make a fine president, would have no divided loyalty, and wouldn’t even have to prove he was born here in the U.S. until well after he got into office.”

He said they put that logic right into the Constitution in Article II.

The Cuban American said, “I’m eligible because both my parents come from a brutal communist dictatorship that aimed nuclear bombs at the United States, but because they escaped in time to have me born in Florida, the Founding Fathers believed I would have no split allegiances of any kind, and I would be a perfect candidate for the presidency and the nuclear launch codes.”

He dropped out of the race when too few people voted for him in the primaries. Cuban law claims him as a citizen, as they do for everyone with even one Cuban parent, but Americans like to …Read the Rest

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